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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking SleepFreddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep

Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…

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Fortnite v6.03 Patch NotesFortnite v6.03 Patch Notes

Fortnite v6.03 Patch Notes

Season 6 is upon us! Here are the latest patch notes for Fortnite Battle Royale.     Fixed bug that…

7 years ago
Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite MetaphorYouth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge…

7 years ago
Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

7 years ago
Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored GirlfriendChivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend

Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend

AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason…

7 years ago
Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In ItReal Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…

7 years ago
Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character PerfectlyMost Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided…

7 years ago
SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of StreamerSWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer

SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer

ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer…

7 years ago
E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three TimesE3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

7 years ago