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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep

ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…

6 years ago

Fortnite v6.03 Patch Notes

Season 6 is upon us! Here are the latest patch notes for Fortnite Battle Royale.     Fixed bug that…

6 years ago

Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge…

6 years ago

Blast From The Past: Remember PUBG?

Sometimes it’s important to take a look back and remember some of the long history of gaming’s more obscure, forgotten…

6 years ago

Chivalrous Gentleman Bequeaths PS4 Controller Unto Bored Girlfriend

AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason…

6 years ago

Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…

6 years ago

Most Expensive Piece of Clothing Man Owns Fits Fortnite Character Perfectly

NEWARK, N.J. — After a week of below average tips and above average customer abuse, local barista Joseph Shapland decided…

6 years ago

SWAT Team Actually Huge Fan of Streamer

ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — A SWAT team sent to stop a fake threat at the home of professional Twitch streamer…

6 years ago

E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

6 years ago