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Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite

VATICAN CITY — A spokesman from the Vatican announced today that Pope Francis would be holding this today’s Easter Vigil…

3 years ago

Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

3 years ago

Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…

3 years ago

Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most…

4 years ago

Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such…

4 years ago

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

4 years ago

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

4 years ago

And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…

4 years ago