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Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in FortnitePope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite

Pope Francis to Hold 2021 Easter Vigil in Fortnite

VATICAN CITY — A spokesman from the Vatican announced today that Pope Francis would be holding this today’s Easter Vigil…

4 years ago
Long-Lost Father Coming to FortniteLong-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

4 years ago
Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

Oprah Announces Newest Book Club Entry, ‘101 Fortnite Tips & Tricks’

CHICAGO — Oprah Winfrey shocked the gaming and literary worlds today by announcing that the newest entry in her long…

4 years ago
Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful GameGamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most…

5 years ago
Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ GraveFortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such…

5 years ago
Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With AppleGamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

5 years ago
John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite VideoJohn Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

5 years ago
Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games StoreFood and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

5 years ago
And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried YouAnd When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…

5 years ago