November 18, 2020 Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer asked a Chipotle employee taking…
July 26, 2020 Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal to become the world’s only…
May 23, 2020 Man Only Watches Anime for the Food Man Only Watches Anime for the Food SYOSSET, N.Y. — Self-described otaku Eric Campbell admitted recently that he only watches anime for their delicious depictions of food, sources confirmed. “I can’t tell…
April 22, 2019 Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate Frugal Gamer Empties Mechanical Keyboard Over Dinner Plate HACKENSACK, N.J. — Budget-conscious gamer Max Turner began shaking his Corsair K95 mechanical keyboard over a ceramic dinner plate after noticing a tempting vein of…
