first person shooter

Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case

KABUL, Afghanistan — Journalists embedded with a U.S. Marine unit in Afghanistan have recently uncovered millions of dollars in wasteful…

6 years ago

Grandpa’s Kill/Death Ratio Shifts to 0:1

SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…

6 years ago

Second Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical Questions

SAN FRANCISCO — A new second person shooter game called “Are You Playing?” — which features a gun-toting protagonist who…

7 years ago

Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

7 years ago