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Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In CaseMarine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case

Marine Throws Away Magazine With 29/30 Bullets Just In Case

KABUL, Afghanistan — Journalists embedded with a U.S. Marine unit in Afghanistan have recently uncovered millions of dollars in wasteful…

6 years ago
Grandpa’s Kill/Death Ratio Shifts to 0:1Grandpa’s Kill/Death Ratio Shifts to 0:1

Grandpa’s Kill/Death Ratio Shifts to 0:1

SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…

7 years ago
Second Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical QuestionsSecond Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical Questions

Second Person Shooter Game Raises Many Philosophical Questions

SAN FRANCISCO — A new second person shooter game called “Are You Playing?” — which features a gun-toting protagonist who…

7 years ago
Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five SecondsWounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

Wounded Iraq War Veteran Cured After Crouching Behind Box For Five Seconds

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veteran Affairs revealed a catch-all cure for combat veterans that simply requires them to hide…

8 years ago