January 25, 2021 CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends CDC Urges Americans to Acquire New Skills and Outfits for When Time Skip Ends ATLANTA — In an attempt to help Americans better understand and adjust to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a…
January 5, 2021 Professor Byleth Struggles to Teach Wyvern Riding Class Remotely Professor Byleth Struggles to Teach Wyvern Riding Class Remotely GARREG MACH — Officers Academy professor Byleth expressed frustration today at the continued restrictions on in-person instruction for their Wyvern Riding class. “I completely understand…
June 19, 2020 Embarrassed Scorsese Admits ‘Gangs of New York’ Was Based on ‘Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War’ Embarrassed Scorsese Admits ‘Gangs of New York’ Was Based on ‘Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War’ NEW YORK — Putting his past remarks about the legitimacy of Marvel movies and the nerd culture boom into new context, an embarrassed Martin Scorcese…
May 15, 2020 Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Halo 2, and Persona 5? Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Halo 2, and Persona 5? American, British, French, and Canadian troops all teamed up during the Gulf War to attack fleeing Iraqi civilian convoys. The despicable act was known as…
December 29, 2019 Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+ Character You Let Die in First Playthrough Seems Distant in New Game+ FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses has…
August 2, 2019 Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black king, dealing a massive blow…
