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Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

6 years ago

PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down

EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a…

6 years ago

Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’

DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start…

6 years ago

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago

All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn

BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…

7 years ago

World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…

7 years ago

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

7 years ago

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

7 years ago

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

7 years ago