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Final Fantasy 7 Coming to SkyrimFinal Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim

Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The…

7 years ago
PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix DownPETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down

PETA Activist Dies After Refusing Phoenix Down

EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a…

7 years ago
Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’

Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’

DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start…

7 years ago
Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later StagesReport: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

Report: Young RPG Characters Aren’t Saving Enough Potions to Last Them Through Later Stages

NEW YORK — A troubling report by researchers at the NYU Game Center has found that young RPG characters aren’t…

7 years ago
All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits TurnAll Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn

All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn

BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…

7 years ago
World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the GamesWorld’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…

7 years ago
If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on KayakIf I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

If I’m Going to Save Your Village From Certain Doom, the Least You Could Do Is Honor the Deal I Got on Kayak

  I think what we have here is a simple misunderstanding. You run a business. I get that. In fact,…

8 years ago
It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III YetIt’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

8 years ago
Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item ShopBlack Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

Black Mage Tired of Being Followed Around Item Shop

CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…

8 years ago