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Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGsPope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs

VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time…

4 years ago
Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 SoundtrackHuge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack

Huge OST Fan Has Never Actually Finished Final Fantasy 6 Soundtrack

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually…

5 years ago
Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’

DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…

5 years ago
Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character InjuredRacist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured

BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known…

5 years ago
AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of PainAOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain

AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain

NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right…

5 years ago
Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too HardFinal Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard

Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard

Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw…

5 years ago
Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a KeychainFinal Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a Keychain

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of Keychain

TOKYO — Square Enix has revealed a list of GameStop preorder bonuses for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, which…

5 years ago
Gamer Wishes There Was Some Way to Play FFVII Right NowGamer Wishes There Was Some Way to Play FFVII Right Now

Gamer Wishes There Was Some Way to Play FFVII Right Now

SANTA FE, N.M. — Blindsided by the delay of its upcoming remake, Square Enix fan Derick Stanley tells reporters he…

5 years ago
Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized BreastFinal Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast

Final Fantasy VII Remake Finds Middle Ground by Giving Tifa Third, Average-Sized Breast

TOKYO — Among growing complaints about the size of Final Fantasy VII character Tifa’s breasts in the upcoming remake, Square…

6 years ago