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Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of FriendsCouple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends

Couple Planning Wedding Forced to Make Tier List of Friends

RALEIGH, N.C. — Local engaged couple Elaiza Tan and Kate Figueroa were frustrated having to sort all of their friends…

4 years ago
Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other PeopleCouple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People

Couple Tearfully Agrees It’s Time to Main Other People

ROCKVILLE CENTRE, N.Y. — After several years of mastering each others’ subtle quirks, local couple Arjun Irukulapati and Ellen Cervantes…

4 years ago
Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking BearOrganizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About a Fucking Bear

Organizers of Martial Arts Tournament Didn’t Say Anything About Fucking Bear

TOKYO — A former MMA champion officially withdrew from an international martial arts competition yesterday after a brutal mauling from…

4 years ago
Archaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient RomeArchaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient Rome

Archaeologists Uncover First Recorded Tier List in Ancient Rome

ROME — After reconstructing an ancient piece of pottery featuring various Roman gladiators categorized by their perceived strength, ability, and…

4 years ago
Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different PantsIdentical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

Identical Tournament Fighters Grateful They Wore Different Pants

OUTWORLD — Two participants, who by all accounts appeared to be exact replicants of one another, were reportedly grateful to…

5 years ago
‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed

‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ Pros Demand Rock Nerfed

MIAMI — Controversy has recently erupted in the Rock, Paper, Scissors pro circuit as a subset of players are now insisting…

5 years ago
New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New MetersNew Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters

New Edition of Fighting Game Adds 4 New Characters, 7 New Meters

YOKOHAMA, Japan — A new entry in the BlazBlue fighting game series, BlazBlue: Consequence Edict, will introduce four new characters…

6 years ago
Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed AccidentallyStudy Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally

Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…

6 years ago
Street Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4BStreet Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4B

Street Fight Tournament Not So Great for Fans Who Parked in Lot 4B

BATTLE HARBOR — A fun-filled day of bare-knuckle street fighting turned disastrous for many spectators once combatants began destroying cars…

7 years ago