April 30, 2020 Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol Jackie Chan Fan Immediately Regrets Throwing Ladder at His Idol LOS ANGELES — An unfortunate situation occurred today, as self described Jackie Chan “superfan” Dalton Carvey chucked a ladder at his longtime favorite actor, in…
April 15, 2020 Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan Huge Star Wars Fan Meets Mortal Enemy, Other Huge Star Wars Fan DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan in the form of 35…
April 13, 2020 Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been seen picking up extra shifts…
February 14, 2020 Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door Couple Knows They’re About to Fight After Force Field Appears on Apartment Door WAXAHACHIE, Texas — Local couple Darryl Perkins and Amanda Stein recently found out they were going to get into a fight after a force field…
March 4, 2018 If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your own experiments? To gather your…
