June 19, 2020 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 ‘FF7 Remake’ Only $60 If You Don’t Count the $300 PS4 TOKYO — Square Enix released a high-quality remaster of its epic classic Final Fantasy 7 at the reasonable price of $60 USD, assuming you don’t…
June 8, 2020 AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain AOC Grafts Gun Onto Arm, Demands You Hear the Planet’s Cries of Pain NEW YORK, N.Y. — Gesturing wildly with the large machine gun that had been recently surgically grafted onto her right arm, U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
April 10, 2020 Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Final Fantasy VII Remake’s Easy Mode Is Way Too Easy and Its Hard Mode Is Way Too Hard Once upon a time there was a game called Final Fantasy VII Remake. I booted up the game and saw on the start menu there…
February 18, 2020 Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a Keychain Final Fantasy 7 Remake Preorder Bonus Includes One-Third of a Keychain TOKYO — Square Enix has revealed a list of GameStop preorder bonuses for the upcoming Final Fantasy VII Remake, which includes one-third of a keychain…
November 24, 2018 Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Final Fantasy 7 Coming to Skyrim Bethesda announced today that 1997’s legendary roleplaying title Final Fantasy 7 will be available inside of all versions of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, effective…
July 17, 2018 Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’ DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start of his first ever Final…
