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Long-Lost Father Coming to FortniteLong-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

4 years ago
Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of LawnmowerDad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

4 years ago
Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier ListLocal Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List

Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List

MAZOMANIE, Wis. — James K. Polk Jr. high school student Nick Epson released his hotly anticipated dad tier list of…

5 years ago
Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation TrophiesGamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies

Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies

AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of…

5 years ago
Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With SonGamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

5 years ago
Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need ItDad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…

7 years ago
Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk FatherMortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father

Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father.…

7 years ago