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Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite

CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game…

4 years ago

Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower

BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of…

4 years ago

Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List

MAZOMANIE, Wis. — James K. Polk Jr. high school student Nick Epson released his hotly anticipated dad tier list of…

4 years ago

Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies

AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of…

4 years ago

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

4 years ago

Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that…

7 years ago

Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father

CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father.…

7 years ago