December 19, 2020 Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game Fortnite is Kevin Schumacher, the…
September 22, 2020 Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower Dad Getting Tired of Cleaning Rupees Out of Lawnmower BEAVERCREEK, Ohio — Local father Stu Campbell is reportedly fed up with having to clean hundreds of rupees out of his lawnmower every time he…
August 13, 2020 Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List Local Middle Schooler Releases 2020 Dad Tier List MAZOMANIE, Wis. — James K. Polk Jr. high school student Nick Epson released his hotly anticipated dad tier list of the year this week, placing…
July 25, 2020 Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies Gamer Dad Proudly Shows Off Son’s PlayStation Trophies AVON, Conn. — Local gamer and father Byron Phelps proudly flaunted his son Bradley’s video game talents in front of the boy’s new girlfriend by…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
November 28, 2017 Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It Dad Says Gateway Computer Is Yours If You Ever Need It VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Suggesting you “could definitely put it to good use,” your dad reminded you this morning that you are “free to take”…
September 23, 2017 Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father Mortal Kombat DLC Introduces Newest Fighter, Drunk Father CHICAGO — NetherRealm Studios announced today that the next DLC character in the Mortal Kombat franchise will be Drunk Father. Sources close to the company…
