June 15, 2020 Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott Card now that J.K. Rowling’s…
April 1, 2020 Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City Opinion: The Only Way to Defeat Sauron is to Let Him Take Over Your Body and Rule Your City Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is a stain on our society…
March 31, 2020 Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good Dark Tower Multiverse Technically Allows for World Where Film Adaptation Is Good OXFORD, England — Devoted fans of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series have hypothesized that the multiverse contained in the story’s lore would mean that…
December 9, 2019 God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It God Damn It: Fantasy Novel Has a Bunch of Songs in It CHARLESTON, S.C. — Horrified readers across the nation are reporting highly anticipated fantasy novel Obelisk of Dawn is packed with awful songs. “Sing for the…
March 19, 2018 Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK Sixth Attempt to Start Reading Literary Classic “Dune” Going OK NEW YORK — Local science fiction enthusiast Miles DuBonnet is reportedly having an “alright” go at his sixth attempt to begin reading what is often…
January 8, 2018 Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” LOS ANGELES — Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources report that Netflix has greenlit…
