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EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to…

4 years ago

Newly Created US Space Force Ganked by EVE Online Player With $3,000 Ship

HIGH EARTH ORBIT — The United States’ new Space Force, announced by President Trump this week, suffered a crushing defeat…

6 years ago

EVE Online’s Latest War Cost Millions Say Both People Who Understand Game

REYKJAVIK, Iceland — The latest war in EVE Online set a new record for real-world financial losses in the game,…

6 years ago

NASA Discovers Planet With More Than 4 Playable Areas

WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This…

6 years ago

EVE Online Player Accidentally Becomes Certified Accountant

KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination,…

6 years ago