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Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful GameGamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

Gamer Presents Detailed Plan to Fix Vastly Successful Game

CARY, N.C. — A disgruntled but loyal Fortnite player has offered an unsolicited 14-point plan to completely fix the most…

5 years ago
Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ GraveFortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

Fortnite Season 4 Map Adds Steve Jobs’ Grave

CARY, N.C. — The map for Fortnite’s upcoming 4th season has been revealed, and it features wacky new locations such…

5 years ago
Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With AppleGamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

5 years ago
John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite VideoJohn Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

5 years ago
Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games StoreFood and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

Food and Water Now Exclusive to Epic Games Store

CARY, N.C. — Building on their catalogue of exclusive video games, the Epic Games store announced a multi-billion dollar deal…

5 years ago
Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into GameFortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game

Fortnite Adds Kevin James’ Dance From Hitch Into Game

CARY, N.C. — Following the release of the viral TikTok Renegade dance as DLC content for their hit third person…

5 years ago
Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit CardEpic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card

CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced…

6 years ago
New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale GamesNew Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

New Battle Royale Game Allows Gamers to Play as One of 100 Battle Royale Games

IRVINE, Calif. — On Wednesday, video game developer Uncommon Systems announced a new battle royale game Battle Royale: Battle Royale…

7 years ago
Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In ItReal Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Real Life Fortnite: This Guy Built A Shitty House and Died In It

Think you’re Fortnite’s biggest fan? Think again. Epic Games superfan Andrew Rausch was so dedicated to the game, that he…

7 years ago