October 18, 2020 Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech Miniboss Laying It on a Little Thick With Pre-Battle Speech REALM OF DISDAIN — Shortly before losing a recent battle with an adventurer, local mid-level demon Ulgruuf the Unyielding reportedly got a bit carried away…
August 7, 2020 Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told sources Friday that the lore…
April 13, 2020 Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been seen picking up extra shifts…
March 30, 2020 Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position Larger Thug Feels Pressure to Take On Leadership Position RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons to take on a boss…
