Elizabeth Warren

CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest

NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary…

5 years ago

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate

KAMI’S LOOKOUT — Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator…

6 years ago