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Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” IndustryReport: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry

Report: Elimination of Video Game Load Times Will Decimate “Quick Tip” Industry

STANFORD, Calif. — According to new research, the “no load times” promise from next-gen consoles will eliminate the need for…

5 years ago
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 PercentSkyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

5 years ago
Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim EditionBethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition

Bethesda Announces New $1200 Definitive Skyrim Edition

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda has announced a new definitive version of the popular video game Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, to…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago
Real Life Also Harder on Veteran ModeReal Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode

Real Life Also Harder on Veteran Mode

DES MOINES, Iowa — After returning from Iraq in January, former Marine and current Elder Scrolls Online enthusiast Zach Meyers…

5 years ago
Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind AgainSteam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again

Steam Friend You Don’t Remember Adding Is Playing Morrowind Again

SAN DIEGO — While waiting for members of his Monster Hunter group to gather up early yesterday evening, local gamer…

5 years ago
Now That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than EverNow That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than Ever

Now That All the Middle Schoolers Are Home, My Guild Is Stronger Than Ever

Sure, thousands of people have died in the coronavirus pandemic. But you know who else is about to die? A…

5 years ago
Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front DoorTearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

Tearful Todd Howard Leaves Barely Finished Game in Basket at Modder’s Front Door

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Todd Howard was seen tearfully leaving a barely finished video game in a basket at a modder’s…

6 years ago
Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network HealerShocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer

Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer

RAWL’KHA, Reaper’s March — After receiving care from a High Elf healer during a veteran run of Moon Hunter Keep,…

6 years ago