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Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s…

4 years ago

Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito

LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the…

4 years ago

Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that…

5 years ago

EA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game Farm

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. —  This morning, EA told fans of BioWare, the developer of Anthem and Mass Effect: Andromeda, that…

6 years ago

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

7 years ago

EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball

NEW YORK — Looking to further expand their foothold in the culture, EA Studio announced it had agreed to help…

7 years ago

EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous…

7 years ago

Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago