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Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for AnthemGuy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem

OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s…

5 years ago
Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire BurritoIncredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito

Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito

LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the…

5 years ago
Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFLFans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL

MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that…

5 years ago
EA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game FarmEA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game Farm

EA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game Farm

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. —  This morning, EA told fans of BioWare, the developer of Anthem and Mass Effect: Andromeda, that…

6 years ago
Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 MatchesOutraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise…

7 years ago
EA Offers to Help Drop the BallEA Offers to Help Drop the Ball

EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball

NEW YORK — Looking to further expand their foothold in the culture, EA Studio announced it had agreed to help…

7 years ago
EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLCEA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC

REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous…

7 years ago
Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for FreePre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free

LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker…

7 years ago
IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on FaithIRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith

WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially…

7 years ago