September 9, 2020 Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem Guy Who Was Just Talking About Taking a Huge Shit Keeps Getting Facebook Ads for Anthem OKLAHOMA CITY — Local bathroom occupant Dan Corrigan has reportedly been plagued by incessant social media ads for Anthem, EA’s failed 2019 shooter, ever since…
July 13, 2020 Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito Incredibly Realistic ‘Skate 4’ Makes Players Ration Little Cup of Salsa for Entire Burrito LOS ANGELES — Anticipation for the fourth installment of EA’s popular Skate franchise has heightened after the company promised the game would have even more…
November 15, 2019 Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL Fans Protest New Madden Game After EA Reveals It Won’t Feature Every Player Since Beginning of NFL MAITLAND, Fla. — Fans are gearing up to boycott upcoming football video game Madden NFL 21 after EA revealed that the game will not feature…
April 2, 2019 EA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game Farm EA Assures Gamers BioWare Not Dead, Just Going Upstate to Live on Video Game Farm REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — This morning, EA told fans of BioWare, the developer of Anthem and Mass Effect: Andromeda, that the company will not be…
May 24, 2018 Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise prominently featured a British female…
December 31, 2017 EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball EA Offers to Help Drop the Ball NEW YORK — Looking to further expand their foothold in the culture, EA Studio announced it had agreed to help drop the ball in the…
December 23, 2017 EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC EA Apologizes to Battlefront Fans With Free “Star Wars Holiday Special” DLC REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA has surprised Battlefront II players with a bundle of free content inspired by the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, after…
December 14, 2017 Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free Pre-Order “The Last Jedi” Tickets to Unlock Luke Skywalker in the Film for Free LOS ANGELES — Disney announced today that all Star Wars: The Last Jedi ticket pre-orders will automatically unlock Luke Skywalker in the film for free.…
November 27, 2017 IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially recognized as a religion. The…
