E3

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves IndividuallyTodd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually

LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would…

4 years ago
Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and OceanDay Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…

4 years ago
E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in PersonE3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person

E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person

SAN FRANCISCO — While covering the online-only E3 2021, video game journalist Shaun Carlson has reportedly missed the excitement of…

4 years ago
Gamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video GamesGamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video Games

Gamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video Games

LOS ANGELES — With big names like Geoff Keighley and PlayStation dropping out of this year’s iteration of E3, gamers…

5 years ago
Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part OneThree Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One

Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One

I checked into the hotel next to the Los Angeles Convention Center last night around ten. The next morning was…

6 years ago
Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3

Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3

LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly…

7 years ago
E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press PassE3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass

E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass

While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer…

7 years ago
Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment InsteadDad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead

LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the…

7 years ago
E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three TimesE3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times

LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly…

7 years ago