June 15, 2021 Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually Todd Howard Wishes Bethesda Showcase Were Long Enough to Tell Every Single Playstation Owner to Fuck Themselves Individually LOS ANGELES — Todd Howard expressed regret that Bethesda’s E3 showcase was only about an hour long, because he would have loved the chance to…
June 15, 2021 Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord showcasing the new Halo’s multiplayer,…
June 13, 2021 E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person E3 Journalist Misses Visceral Thrill of Copying Press Releases in Person SAN FRANCISCO — While covering the online-only E3 2021, video game journalist Shaun Carlson has reportedly missed the excitement of copying press releases on location.…
February 13, 2020 Gamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video Games Gamers Reflect On E3’s Humble Beginnings as Trade Show Designed to Help Huge Corporations Sell More Video Games LOS ANGELES — With big names like Geoff Keighley and PlayStation dropping out of this year’s iteration of E3, gamers around the world have been…
June 12, 2019 Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part One I checked into the hotel next to the Los Angeles Convention Center last night around ten. The next morning was the start of E3, my…
June 15, 2018 Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3 Former Cheat Code Central Magnate Seen Begging for Tips and Tricks Outside E3 LOS ANGELES — Dave Albertson, once considered video gaming royalty during the height of the cheat code era, has reportedly been seen begging for tips…
June 14, 2018 E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass E3 is an Outdated and Unnecessary Industry Circlejerk, Reports Website Denied Press Pass While E3 was once the shining mecca of Video Game Journalism, with the prevalence of new media and direct developer-to-consumer communication there is simply no…
June 13, 2018 Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead Dad Too Fat to Cosplay Kratos Teaches Son About Disappointment Instead LOS ANGELES — Inspired by a God of War playthrough with his son, Glenn Dabrowski attempt to build on the father-son bonding showcased in the…
June 11, 2018 E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times E3 Bouncer Assures Cliff Bleszinski He’s Already Checked Guest List Three Times LOS ANGELES — Standing outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, legendary mid-2000s game developer Cliff “Cliffy B” Bleszinski was repeatedly told by staff that his…
