October 23, 2020 Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that Mario villain Dry Bones is…
October 22, 2020 We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones We’re Done With Waluigi. From Now On, We’re All In on Dry Bones We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s scraggly purple stick man, Waluigi.…
March 24, 2020 Museum of Natural History Acquires 4-Million Year Old Dry Bones Museum of Natural History Acquires 4-Million Year Old Dry Bones NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural History unveiled a prehistoric Dry…
