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Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent

ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…

4 years ago

Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It

MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode…

5 years ago

Drake Actually Wyvern

WINNIPEG, Canada — Cryptozoologists have stunned the world today with the announcement that Drake, chart-topping musician and Degrassi alumnus, is…

6 years ago

Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake

DRAGON REALMS — Spyro the Dragon is reportedly checking his calls and emails obsessively for the opportunity to star in…

6 years ago