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Vegeta Presents Goku with Lifetime Achievement Honor at Crunchyroll Awards

LOS ANGELES — Saiyan prince Vegeta awarded his lifelong collaborator and occasional enemy Goku with the Lifetime Achievement Award last…

5 years ago

Dragon Ball Villain Who Can’t Become Final Form Swears This Doesn’t Normally Happen

NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…

5 years ago

Impeachment Begins With 3 Days of Pelosi and Trump Charging Their Energy

WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and President Donald Trump began the impeachment process this week by standing…

5 years ago

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders Practice Fusion Dance For Hours in Attempt to Merge Into Ideal Candidate

KAMI’S LOOKOUT — Sweating and breathing heavily from their strenuous efforts, sources confirmed Wednesday that Senator Elizabeth Warren and Senator…

5 years ago

‘Vegeta amv Linkin park – CRAWLING’ Selected for Preservation by Library of Congress

WASHINGTON — The Library of Congress announced today that the influential anime music video Vegeta amv Linkin park - CRAWLING…

6 years ago

Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested…

6 years ago

I Screamed Like Goku at Bible Study and Now They’re Giving Me an Exorcism

Ever since I heard people do these “Scream Like Goku” events on Facebook, I’ve been wanting to get my Super…

7 years ago

Dragon Ball FighterZ to Include Show-Accurate 15 Hour-Long Matches

TOKYO, Japan — Fans booted up the new “Dragon Ball FighterZ” today to discover that all fights in the game…

7 years ago