May 30, 2020 Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in which the player character will…
May 16, 2019 Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It Alabama Woman Who Criticized Daenerys’ Sudden Heel Turn Now Totally Gets It MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode in which Daenerys Targeryen suddenly…
July 6, 2018 Drake Actually a Wyvern Drake Actually a Wyvern WINNIPEG, Canada — Cryptozoologists have stunned the world today with the announcement that Drake, chart-topping musician and Degrassi alumnus, is not a drake at all.…
January 17, 2018 Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake Spyro Anxiously Waiting by Telephone for Call to do Remake DRAGON REALMS — Spyro the Dragon is reportedly checking his calls and emails obsessively for the opportunity to star in a remake of one of…
