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President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…

5 years ago

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

Donald Trump Recommends All Americans Inject Themselves With Bleach

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recommended Americans inject hit 2004 anime Bleach into their veins in order to prevent the…

5 years ago

Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red

Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red

Donald Trump Insists He Found Mew Under Truck in Pokémon Red

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…

5 years ago

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