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Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into OculusFacebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…

4 years ago
Wrong Game Show Host DiesWrong Game Show Host Dies

Wrong Game Show Host Dies

LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…

5 years ago
Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be PresidentGuy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…

5 years ago
Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…

5 years ago
Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of HillSteve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill

Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill

WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…

5 years ago
‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending

‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending

RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…

5 years ago
Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme CourtDemocrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…

7 years ago
President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty TournamentPresident Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

8 years ago
Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican BorderTrump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

8 years ago