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Facebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus

WASHINGTON — Only a few hours after being banned on Facebook, President Donald Trump erupted in anger when he realized…

4 years ago

Wrong Game Show Host Dies

LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…

4 years ago

Guy Writing In “Waluigi” for President Doesn’t Actually Want Waluigi to Be President

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local voter Martin Frost does not actually want video game character Waluigi to be president, despite writing…

4 years ago

Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002

WASHINGTON — Researchers have discovered that the origin of the "fake news" phenomenon stretches all the way back to 2002,…

4 years ago

Steve Bannon Arrested for Gobbling Up Skiers at Bottom of Hill

WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…

4 years ago

‘Mass Effect’ Fan Skeptical That Their Choice in Presidential Election Will Influence Ending

RIVERTON, Wyo. — Avid Mass Effect fan Martin Shore plans to opt out of voting in the upcoming 2020 presidential…

4 years ago

Democrats Fail to Block Donald Trump’s Nomination to the Supreme Court

WASHINGTON — Democrats in the Senate were unable to block President Trump’s replacement for departing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy,…

6 years ago

President Trump Honored to Throw Out the First Slur at Call of Duty Tournament

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Organizers of Call of Duty World, one of the largest Call of Duty Tournaments in North…

7 years ago

Trump Enlists Lazy Video Game Designers to Build Invisible Wall Along Mexican Border

BELLEVUE, Wash. -- Video game developer Rare have announced a new project in partnership with the White House to build…

7 years ago