April 9, 2021 Local Basketball Coach Arrested After Feeding Opposing Star Player Chocolate Local Basketball Coach Arrested After Feeding Opposing Star Player Chocolate FERNFIELD, Wash. — Stephen Cobbs, coach of the Spokane Warriors junior high basketball team, has been arrested after killing Fernfield Timberwolves’ star player, Air ‘Buddy’…
January 15, 2021 Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon Snap, despite taking over 4,000…
November 29, 2020 Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
March 22, 2020 Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball Opinion: Dog Owners Must Disclose Probability of Throwing Ball First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to be dug up right away.…
December 2, 2019 Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they decided to take on the…
April 3, 2019 Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Butters, a five-year-old male Labrador Retriever, told reporters that he could taste the $90 difference between the Xbox Elite Controller and the…
June 7, 2017 Remembering the Time Suge Knight Put a Hit on PaRappa the Rappa Remembering the Time Suge Knight Put a Hit on PaRappa the Rappa Not many people know this, but 20 years ago (during turbulent times in both the hip hop and console scenes) Death Row CEO Suge Knight…
