NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…
BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…
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KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…
YUMA, Ariz. — After having spent four hours in an operating theater performing a coronary artery bypass, gamer surgeon Esmeralda…
STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…
BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…
An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…