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New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical DoctorNew Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor

New Wall Street Journal Opinion Piece Calls Out Dr Disrespect for Not Being Medical Doctor

NEW YORK — Following a controversial opinion piece wherein columnist Joseph Epstein beseeched Jill Biden to drop the “doctor” title…

4 years ago
Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing ThatMan Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…

5 years ago
President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task ForcePresident Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

President Trump Appoints Dr. Goomba Tower as New Head, Head, and Head of COVID-19 Task Force

WASHINGTON — President Trump announced this morning that he would be naming Dr. Goomba Tower as the new head, head,…

5 years ago
Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 PagesMario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages

Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

5 years ago
35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room

35 Year-Old Man Still Sees Pediatrician With N64 in Waiting Room

KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…

5 years ago
Gamer Doctor Saves Life Twice Just In CaseGamer Doctor Saves Life Twice Just In Case

Gamer Doctor Saves Life Twice Just In Case

YUMA, Ariz. — After having spent four hours in an operating theater performing a coronary artery bypass, gamer surgeon Esmeralda…

6 years ago
Doctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His HandsDoctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His Hands

Doctor Informs Knuckles That Those Are Actually Tumors on His Hands

STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…

6 years ago
Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube ControllerPurist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…

7 years ago
I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My AssI Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

I Didn’t Get Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass

  An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…

8 years ago