November 28, 2017 Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol Minor With 10 Charisma Buys Alcohol DENVER — Sources have reported that slick-talking seventeen-year-old, Marty Johnson, went into a grocery store and used his high charisma rating to purchase alcohol for…
September 20, 2017 Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after months of scheduling conflicts and…
September 8, 2017 Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing Boyfriend Was Hoping for a Different Kind of Role-Playing ST. JOSEPH, Mich. — Brian Freemont was dismayed Thursday evening after being promised a night of wild role-playing by his girlfriend Abbie Case only to…
August 3, 2017 Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats after being delivered in a…
August 1, 2017 D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported as a populist coup. In…
July 3, 2017 Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a fantasy realm that features his…
