January 28, 2019 Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Donât Get Enough Sun Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Donât Get Enough Sun DURHAM, N.C. â Seminal sad folk band the Mountain Goats announced their second album about people who donât get enough sun, the Dungeons and Dragons…
January 16, 2019 Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. â The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson, the only player skyping-in, had…
December 28, 2018 Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified âCritical Roleâ Characters Every Character in D&D Campaign Just Slightly Modified âCritical Roleâ Characters RALEIGH, N.C. â After ten lengthy game sessions, members of a local D&D party came to the collective realization that they were all just playing…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON â Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
September 24, 2018 Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist Woman Whoâs Just âOne of the Guysâ in D&D Group Roleplaying as Someone Who Doesnât Find Them Sexist SAN DIEGO â Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named Sarah Rodriguez who doesnât find…
August 30, 2018 Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character Guy in D&D Group Clearly Wants to Fuck His Character LOS ANGELES â After numerous campaigns, it reportedly became obvious to members of a local Dungeons and Dragons group that Bryan Kirk, a newly added…
April 19, 2018 True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good ROCHESTER, N.Y. â Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be âtrue neutralâ on the alignment chart by close friends and family, considers herself to…
February 11, 2018 Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Having Enough Friends to Play D&D Stranger Things is known for its massively talented young actors and nostalgic 1980s Spielberg-esque horror vibes. It features telekinetic children, creatures from other dimensions, and…
December 28, 2017 Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up Dungeon Master’s Campaign Clearly Allegory for His Recent Break Up PHOENIX â Dave Reynolds, Dungeon Master & Assistant Deli Manager, recently endured the end of his first major relationship and players at his local Dungeons…
