October 6, 2020 REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One REPORT: Nobody in Group Chat Touching That One NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring to let things die down…
August 5, 2020 D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks D&D Party Prepares for Yet Another Battle With How Much Their DM Sucks BOULDER, Colo. — A group of friends playing Dungeons & Dragons faced yet another encounter with the most difficult recurring villain in their campaign —…
July 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily Dungeon Master Increases Puzzle’s Difficulty by Describing It Shittily SILVERTON, Ore. — In a groundbreaking move to combat his players’ adeptness at solving riddles and subverting challenges, local dungeon master Dan Richards supercharged the…
March 11, 2020 Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players Dungeon Master Finally Writes Perfect Campaign, Distributes Scripts to Players COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Dungeon Master Daniel Hyde recently finished writing his ideal D&D campaign and released the final draft of its script to his…
