March 31, 2018 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 The Simpsons Seasons 2-8 to Be Put Into the Disney Vault Until 2035 BURBANK, Calif. — A representative from Disney has announced that the fan favorite second through eighth seasons of The Simpsons will be placed in the…
February 15, 2018 Here’s All 290 Star Wars Movies Officially in Production Right Now Here’s All 290 Star Wars Movies Officially in Production Right Now If you are having trouble following all of the Star Wars movies coming out, no one can blame you… there’s so damn many! Here’s a…
January 2, 2018 Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table Disney Buys “Fantastic Four” Script to Balance Wobbly Coffee Table PALO ALTO, Calif. — Following their blockbuster acquisition of 21st Century Fox last week, Disney has made another major purchase: a brand new Fantastic Four…
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
