November 29, 2020 New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book ATLANTA — A new character mentioned in the latest episode of Disney+ show The Mandalorian is reportedly actually from a book or comic or something…
November 28, 2020 Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for a While BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced plans to put influential writer/director/producer…
November 24, 2020 Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’ Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’ TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that the next installment of the…
November 21, 2020 “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man “With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a group of low-level drug dealers…
November 20, 2020 MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars of the Marvel Cinematic Universe…
November 9, 2020 358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series 358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment of the series adds countless…
October 10, 2020 Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving Parents (KoTLP) demanding that the…
September 13, 2020 Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to scotch tape to their television…
July 26, 2020 Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody really feeling that shit at…