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R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do

LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…

5 years ago

Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence

We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…

5 years ago

BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

5 years ago

Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…

5 years ago

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…

5 years ago

Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’

LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…

5 years ago

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed…

5 years ago

Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

5 years ago

Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

LOS ANGELES — Although Disney has confirmed that the Boba Fett standalone film will be delayed, rumors are circulating that…

6 years ago