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R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can DoR2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do

R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do

LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…

6 years ago
Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike PenceOh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence

Oh No: Jon Favreau Just Revealed That Baby Yoda’s Name is Mike Pence

We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…

6 years ago
BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has DiedBREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died

MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…

6 years ago
Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie FirstFans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

Fans Upset After Disney+ Changes Classic ‘Simpsons’ Scene to Make It Look Like Mr. Burns Shot Maggie First

NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today…

6 years ago
Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last ScoldFinal ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

Final ‘Star Wars’ Film Brings Aging Gatekeeper Out of Retirement for One Last Scold

OMAHA, Neb. — Following the release of new footage from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker at the D23 Expo,…

6 years ago
Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’

Disney Creates Beautifully Realistic CGI Audience to Enjoy ‘The Lion King’

LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…

6 years ago
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell AtStar Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Features Incredibly Lifelike Rian Johnson for Fans to Yell At

ORLANDO, Fla. — Alongside its life-size Millennium Falcon and replica lightsabers for purchase, Disney revealed that its new Star Wars-themed…

6 years ago
Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office RecordBob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

Bob Iger Seen Begging Subway Passengers For Additional $50 Million to Beat Box Office Record

NEW YORK — CEO of the Walt Disney Company Bob Iger was seen panhandling on the New York City subway…

6 years ago
Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real TimeBoba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

Boba Fett Movie Rumored to be 90 Minutes of Climbing Out of Sarlacc Pit in Real Time

LOS ANGELES — Although Disney has confirmed that the Boba Fett standalone film will be delayed, rumors are circulating that…

7 years ago