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New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book

ATLANTA — A new character mentioned in the latest episode of Disney+ show The Mandalorian is reportedly actually from a…

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Disney to Put Jon Favreau in the Vault for While

BURBANK, Calif. — Following the success of his entries into the Marvel, Disney, and Star Wars universes, Disney has announced…

4 years ago

Next Kingdom Hearts Game to Feature all the Racist Cats from ‘The Aristocats’

TOKYO — In honor of the classic Disney film’s 50th anniversary, publisher Square-Enix announced in a press release today that…

4 years ago

“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man

NEW YORK — New York police officer David Whitehead pulled Spider-Man aside today after teaming up to beat up a…

4 years ago

MCU Stars Unite to Defend That Song Jeremy Renner Put Out Last Year

LOS ANGELES — A few weeks after uniting to defend costar Chris Pratt’s controversial religious and political affiliations, the stars…

4 years ago

358/2 Reasons You Should Play the ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Series

Disney and Square Enix’s whimsical JRPG phenomenon, Kingdom Hearts, may be daunting to newcomers despite its longtime popularity. Each installment…

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Kids With Two Living Parents Demand Representation in Disney Films

BURBANK, Cali. — A protest was held outside Disney headquarters earlier this week by the organization Kids of Two Loving…

4 years ago

Disney Announces $50 Mushu Print-Out for Fans to Tape to Their TV While Watching Mulan

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced a new $50 print-out of 1998 Mulan character Mushu available to Disney+ subscribers to…

4 years ago

Disney Announces ‘Hawkeye’ Show Delayed Due to No One Wanting That Shit, Come On Now

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney announced today that their Disney+ Hawkeye show has been delayed indefinitely due to issues of nobody…

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