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Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly…

4 years ago

Man Whose Entire Body Made of Penis Praises Spore for Representation

ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for…

5 years ago

This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair

We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…

6 years ago