December 13, 2020 Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories Single D&D Session Gives New Player Confidence to Buy $50 Worth of Accessories ATLANTA — New Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast Clarissa Elliotte reportedly bought $50 worth of accessories after playing her first session of the tabletop roleplaying game.…
August 30, 2020 Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones Dungeon Master Sneaks a Few Real Dice in With Those Sex Ones PITTSBURGH — A recent attempt at invigorating the intimacy of Dana Boyer’s relationship with an avid role-playing fanatic ended horribly after her husband Stephen Barker…
March 27, 2020 Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit Boyfriend Can’t Find the Crit BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local woman Anita Harrison expressed disappointment during a game of Dungeons and Dragons when her boyfriend Steven Baker was once again unable…
March 16, 2020 Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8 Level 16 Warlock Still Can’t Identify a d8 JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local gamer Steven Chen reportedly held up a d10 when asked to roll 8d8 necrotic damage, despite playing a level 16 warlock…
March 9, 2020 Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin Jonas Vandelay succeeded on a…
March 7, 2020 D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine D&D Player Argues Their Roll Still Counts After Die Goes Through Rube Goldberg Machine CHICAGO — Dungeons & Dragons player Joanna Bateman claimed her natural 20 should be recognized even though the die went through a Rube Goldberg machine…
May 2, 2019 OPINION: It’s Called a Die OPINION: It’s Called a Die Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is not a matter of opinion.…
January 16, 2019 Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson, the only player skyping-in, had…
May 24, 2018 Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches Outraged Battlefield Fans Demand Historically Accurate 64 vs 64 Matches STOCKHOLM, Sweden — DICE horrified Battlefield fans yesterday when the debut trailer for the latest installment of its flagship franchise prominently featured a British female…
