November 27, 2020 IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time IGN Content Team Announces Mandatory Crunch To Release ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ Guide On Time SAN FRANCISCO — In an effort to keep pace with the expectations their millions of devoted readers, the gaming news website IGN announced yesterday that…
June 24, 2020 Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes Shigeru Miyamoto Delays Orgasm for Quality Purposes KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards, he will be delaying the…
April 3, 2020 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 2020 Delayed Until Early 2021 NEW YORK — Several CEOs of prominent video game companies held a joint press conference today, announcing that the entire calendar year of 2020 is…
March 19, 2020 Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19 Animal Crossing Delayed Indefinitely After Gulliver Washes Up on Shore With COVID-19 KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo made the difficult decision to delay Animal Crossing: New Horizons indefinitely after Gulliver washed up on shore carrying the coronavirus early…
January 1, 2020 Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020 Gamer Postpones New Year’s Resolution Until Q3 2020 LINCOLN, Neb. — Local gamer Cal Huckaby has postponed the announcement of his highly anticipated new year’s resolution until an unspecified date later in the…
