March 10, 2020 Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants be able to consume a…
February 19, 2020 Bloomberg Uses Money Cheat Code to Access Debate Stage Bloomberg Uses Money Cheat Code to Access Debate Stage LAS VEGAS — Alleged Democratic Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has reportedly exploited a cheat code which converts his collected funds into access to tonight’s Democratic…
October 12, 2017 Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right Study Finds 80% of NES Characters Believe Earth is Flat, Only Moves to the Right BERKELEY, Calif. — A controversial U.C. Berkeley study found that 80% of classic Nintendo characters believe that the Earth is flat, and also only moves…
