June 13, 2019 Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be left in the care of…
March 13, 2019 Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins DISTANT PLANET — At this week’s mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came to the saddening realization that…
November 12, 2018 It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will this century, having done no…
August 26, 2018 Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is Dead Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is Dead WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you once interacted with on a…
January 15, 2018 Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person named Pac-Man who is afraid…
