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Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam BacklogEldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

Eldest Son Incurs Late Father’s Steam Backlog

BUFFALO, N.Y. —  The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…

6 years ago
Olimar Running Out of Tiny CoffinsOlimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

Olimar Running Out of Tiny Coffins

DISTANT PLANET — At this week's mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came…

6 years ago
It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan LeeIt’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee

It’s Time to Cast Black Stan Lee

Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…

7 years ago
Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is DeadReport: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in a While Is Dead

Report: Every Online Friend You Haven’t Heard From in While Is Dead

WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you…

7 years ago
Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket LeagueMeet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League

Meet the Teens Who Are Murdering Each Other in Real Life Rocket League

Everybody loves a real-life version of a fun video game. A real Italian plumber named Mario? Incredible. An actual person…

7 years ago