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Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfeeEarth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…

4 years ago
5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!

5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon!

The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your…

5 years ago
Man On His Deathbed Still Saving Fully Charged Meter AttackMan On His Deathbed Still Saving Fully Charged Meter Attack

Man On His Deathbed Still Saving Fully Charged Meter Attack

ROCHESTER, Minn. — Dying 80-year-old man Rex Titus revealed to friends and family today that, after a decade of battling…

5 years ago
Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In ItReview: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

 Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…

5 years ago
Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral ArrangementsElite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a…

5 years ago
Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character NameGoogle Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name

Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed…

5 years ago
Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie StockGamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock

MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…

5 years ago
Grim Reaper Not Sure Who to Take After Thousands Proclaim ‘I Am Kirk Douglas’Grim Reaper Not Sure Who to Take After Thousands Proclaim ‘I Am Kirk Douglas’

Grim Reaper Not Sure Who to Take After Thousands Proclaim ‘I Am Kirk Douglas’

LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…

5 years ago
Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay RespectsFriends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…

5 years ago