June 23, 2021 Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish prison on Wednesday around 1…
December 1, 2020 5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon! 5 Switch Games You Need to Play Before You Die, Which Will Be Soon! The Nintendo Switch has been around for a few years now, but you only have so much time in your life to play all of…
September 29, 2020 Man On His Deathbed Still Saving Fully Charged Meter Attack Man On His Deathbed Still Saving Fully Charged Meter Attack ROCHESTER, Minn. — Dying 80-year-old man Rex Titus revealed to friends and family today that, after a decade of battling heart disease, he is still…
August 30, 2020 Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son Trevor, who tragically passed away…
May 29, 2020 Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a $199 Corsair K95 RGB PLATINUM…
May 18, 2020 Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name Google Itching to Autofill “Death” as User Types in TV Show Character Name MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — The Google algorithm was reportedly itching to autofill the word “death” as user Marianne Gibbs typed in the name of a…
May 15, 2020 Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning friend Dave Werner took a…
February 6, 2020 Grim Reaper Not Sure Who to Take After Thousands Proclaim ‘I Am Kirk Douglas’ Grim Reaper Not Sure Who to Take After Thousands Proclaim ‘I Am Kirk Douglas’ LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to be the famed Spartacus actor…
January 26, 2020 Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…
