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Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week

KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…

4 years ago

Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It

 Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my…

4 years ago

Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years

Following the exciting conclusion of Kingdom Hearts III, gamers are eager to see what the future holds for the story…

4 years ago

BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World

NEW YORK — Infamous film producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein, 67, was declared dead to the world and…

5 years ago

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…

5 years ago

It’s Time to Cast Black Stan Lee

Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…

6 years ago