February 6, 2021 Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot, Mario will soon be dead…
August 30, 2020 Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son Trevor, who tragically passed away…
July 6, 2020 Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years Sorry, ‘Kingdom Hearts’ Fans: Everyone You’ve Ever Loved Will Be Dead in 100 Years Following the exciting conclusion of Kingdom Hearts III, gamers are eager to see what the future holds for the story of Sora, Donald, Goofy, and…
February 27, 2020 BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein, 67, Dead to World NEW YORK — Infamous film producer and convicted sex offender Harvey Weinstein, 67, was declared dead to the world and society at large early this…
January 26, 2020 Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…
November 12, 2018 It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee It’s Time to Cast a Black Stan Lee Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will this century, having done no…
