November 9, 2019 Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest Millennials Playing D&D Confused by Concept of Long Rest LINCOLN, R.I. — What was originally intended to be a raucous night of drinking, bonding, and doing silly voices was halted in its tracks when…
August 19, 2019 Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With Modern-Day Frankenstein Homebrews People to Play D&D With SHEBOYGAN, Wisc. — In an act of hubris that defied the very laws of nature, avid D&D player and modern-day Dr. Frankenstein Ross Fleischer homebrewed…
July 30, 2019 Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own Opinion: Please Consider Adopting an Unwanted D&D Podcast Instead of Starting Your Own There’s a point in every nerd’s life when they think about making a Dungeons & Dragons podcast. First, you’re jokingly discussing it with your friends…
July 24, 2019 D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing D&D Party Member Rolls Perception Check to See If DM Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing NEW YORK — On a hunch inspired by a very scatterbrained verbal description of the dungeon chamber the party had just entered, sources say that…
May 19, 2019 Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
May 2, 2019 OPINION: It’s Called a Die OPINION: It’s Called a Die Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is not a matter of opinion.…
February 5, 2019 UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set of improv classes for aspiring…
January 28, 2019 Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun Mountain Goats Make Second Album In a Row About People Who Don’t Get Enough Sun DURHAM, N.C. — Seminal sad folk band the Mountain Goats announced their second album about people who don’t get enough sun, the Dungeons and Dragons…
January 16, 2019 Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row LAKE GENEVA, Wisc. — The tenth session of a small Dungeons & Dragons game took a turn when Greg Atkinson, the only player skyping-in, had…
